I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42.50 a day, and whenever a teacher was absent, I'd substitute. I taught everything from English to auto shop.

Billy Crystal
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  2. Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love–you know, things I don't care about anymore. - Lady Gaga

  3. I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her. - Tom Leveen

  4. The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

  5. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. - George Carlin

More Quotes By Billy Crystal
  1. That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.

  2. Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

  3. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  4. Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.

  5. What passes for sports coverage is terribly sycophantic.

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